jennaleman

I MAY NOT GIVE YOU ALOT TO REMEMBER, BUT TAKE ME AS I COME, CAUSE I CAN'T STAY LONG. DON'T FORGET ME.

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My makeup today reminds me of Barnabus/Barnabas from Dark Shadows haha. 😜💀

My makeup today reminds me of Barnabus/Barnabas from Dark Shadows haha. 😜💀

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jvasquez4l asked: Tell Bobo I said, what's Gucci my nigga.

Bobo’s a bitch. He farted in my hair this morning but I didn’t have time to wash my hair so if I make fast movements, the stench of his little asshole re-slaps me.

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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