jennaleman

I MAY NOT GIVE YOU ALOT TO REMEMBER, BUT TAKE ME AS I COME, CAUSE I CAN'T STAY LONG. DON'T FORGET ME.

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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You know what really bothers me?

I was never a good enough softball player when I was 6 and my father was my coach.
I was never smart enough for the regional spelling bee, even though I won it at my elementary in the 4th grade.
I was never good at violin bc I never went to competition.
I suck ass at makeup bc I went to state but never won.
I was kicked out for a few days bc I was .01 away from graduating with honors.
Memories of my youth were more like tragedies. My life was a tragedy with ribbons and trophies and papers that constantly remind me that I never went far enough.

I’m just gonna sleep more and hope that I’ll be acceptable when I wake up.

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adebisistate-of-mind:

tattoosandbeyond:

teen:

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

this makes me nauseous 

we literally just watched people dieing at that moment

this is when the second plane hit. u can see one tower already on fire and smoking. it fucked me up to see this in real time on the morning news; the most surreal event i’ve ever witnessed. this is ground zero in more ways than most americans comprehend. your [Bush/Cheney/Republican] government let this shit happen, on purpose, u know that right

adebisistate-of-mind:

tattoosandbeyond:

teen:

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

this makes me nauseous 

we literally just watched people dieing at that moment

this is when the second plane hit. u can see one tower already on fire and smoking. it fucked me up to see this in real time on the morning news; the most surreal event i’ve ever witnessed. this is ground zero in more ways than most americans comprehend. your [Bush/Cheney/Republican] government let this shit happen, on purpose, u know that right

(Source: ravens-and-jellyfish, via educatedfoolwithmoney)